Friday, August 7, 2009


I had heard you can pretty much hypnotize a chicken by laying it on its back and snapping your fingers out beyond their head...even drawing a pretend line away from their head. So, I challenged my daughter and my niece to this task and "Alllll be!" Millie and Hoot are sufficiently catatonic and pretty much useless.

My daughter told me they laid like this for about 2-3 minutes and needed to be helped back to their feet. Pretty much sounds like any human-being in the morning. Good thing they don't have the inclination to do this themselves, otherwise think of all the things that would need to be developed for the chicken; coffee makers, Red Bull, Monster, Amp'd, Fitness Clubs, Doctors, little mattresses, Xanax for Foul.. then you'd need the opposite as they would become over medicated so casinos, bars, dance clubs, all night Chicken restaurants and then, of course - Chicken Police to reel in the insolent behavior...

I think we've started something bad.

1 comment:

  1. Ohhhh just great look what you started, now I have to go run out first thing tomorrow morning to try this lol! To funny!
    ps I can't vote because I like the variety of your posts and couldn't decide!